Veni, vidi, vici. Erase, rewind, repeat.
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
I’m a sorcerer; I have magic.
SPN MEME - Six objects
"You’ve got six people in a fountain at 4:00 in the morning, who are about to embark on a journey, and they just have no idea what’s in store for them.” — Matthew PerryHAPPY 20TH, F.R.I.E.N.D.S!—- September 22nd, 1994 —-
legal tip: if a cop catches you smoking weed, be sure to tell them “whoever smelt it dealt it” because then they have to arrest themselves. trust me im a lawyerman
Cumberbatch Appreciation - [conjunction] um … yeah.
I love all his interviews ♥
it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in
please dont name your children after flowers (rose, daisy, lily, etc.) unless you are plantkin it is cultural appropriation
I mowed my lawn today.
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.